Wednesday, December 30, 2009

If Schools Are Banned....

I wouldn't even be typing this damn post at all. School's gonna reopen. I haven't printed out my e-class stuff. Obviously the school never considered the price of the ink needed to print everything. And I found out I've boomed myself up from the 13th class to the 4th class. That's good, until I looked down the list to see a certain person with Yee as a surname in the same class as me. God help me. If there's ever a spiteful boy who says I'm *insert a whole ton of obscene words here* and who looks like *insert obscene description here* and is paler than me and has a stupidly high voice for a boy it's him. Yeah right. Watch out. Because I'm planning to join the judo society or wushu society, then I can kick your freaking a$$ Empty threat though: I've already picked the handicrafts club: the Japanese club's full. So's the yoga society. Oh and Mister Yee, if you're reading this and by some miracle could understand it without feeding it through an online translator and if you're spiting me for this despite me never done anything bad to you before this, I loathe you for turning most of the class against me.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Mini Update (Nothing To Do, Bored)

Say hello to my new profile pic, which happens to be one of my favourite photos taken by me during the trip in Xiamen.

Kites in the sky, not that you can actually tell they're kites in the pic.

Well, that's it, I guess. So much for the 'mini update".

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Back From Xiamian, I Mean, Xiamen

Well, I'm back. With an extra heavy piece of luggage thanks to mum's shopping.

Xiamen ah... still ok I guess. Photos will have to wait for a bit: I used up 2 memory cards on the trip so there will be quite some organizing to do. Oh, and you can request certain idiotic photos of my brother. I'm not about to release a few photos of him though: they make nice "blackmail" material. I could show those at his wedding. Just kidding. Even I'm not that evil, but maybe I might change my mind about it.

Souvenirs... plenty of mushrooms, dried seafood, preserved fruit, clothes, and a weird looking colorful toy mum didn't know that we could buy in Malaysia.

My photography... bad... my favourite photos are still the ones with the sunset and the one with 2 kites in it... Ah well...

Thursday, December 17, 2009

A Camera

I finally got a camera. Which isn't my phone or the hard-to-operate-decade-old bulky beast of a digital camera. At least it fits into my pocket and can be carried round in its pouch on my belt. And it's easier to figure out how to work it. It took nearly forever for me to figure out how to activate the flash on the old camera. I'm gonna use that Lumix camera to take photos while in Xiamen. Chances are they are going to be average at best, but I'll try. Sad part is, like the bulky camera, I don't own the Lumix camera. It belongs to mum, who pretty much never uses it at all.
Ah well. This is probably going to be the last post before I leave for Xiamen. Now come to think of it, there's a mountain there. Would there be cable cars? If there is, this trip's not going to be as boring as I thought. The problem is mum's fear of heights. Prepare for screaming in the cable car. And prepare for fear of pianos (is there actually such a phobia?)
An early Merry Christmas to all of ya!

Monday, December 14, 2009

http://www.ponylandpress.com/ms-test.html

Amazing what I turn up by typing random words into Google.

And I'm doomed to end up in the school attempting to stomach whatever horrendous stuff they're going to serve this evening. And I'm doomed to suffer from Extreme Boredom syndrome by trying not to listen to whatever speeches they're going to give. And the PM's going to be there, so I might as well *censor*.

I'm 48% Unstable.

Tag taken from Choco. I got fed up trying to complete all 300 missions in FFTA.

[ ] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[1] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[1] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[ ] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blond.
TOTAL: 2

[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[1] You have choked on your own spit.
TOTAL: 3

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[1] You type with three fingers or less.
[1] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[ ] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[1] You have caught yourself drooling.
TOTAL: 6

[1] You have fallen asleep in class.
[1] Sometimes you just can't stop thinking.
[ ] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.'
TOTAL: 8

[1] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[1] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. e.g. picks, cards, pens, phones, money, keys etc.
TOTAL: 10

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[ ] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[1] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[1] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
TOTAL: 12

Take your total,
Multiply by 4
4x12= 48
^ ^
(-_-)
(> < )

Oh joy.

Saturday, December 12, 2009

My Amateurish Art

My not-so-awesome coloring skills sucked worse this time.

Guess who's the older twin?

Friday, December 11, 2009

Tag Taken From Spookstories

1) Pick one of your FCs/OCs
2)Fill in the questions/statements as if you were your FC/OC
3)Tag 3 people at the end of the quiz

1)What's your name?
The name's Chizuki Asato. Why ask?

2)Do you know why you're named that?
I wish! Now, what's next?

3)Are you single or taken?
Single. FOREVER!

4)Have any abilities or powers?
No one in school beats me at sports!

5)Stop being a Mary-Sue.
Who are you calling a Mary-Sue, eh?!

(She doesn't know what's a Mary-Sue)

6)Uh... if you were to get in a fight with a strong wrestler, do you think you'd win?
Much as I like to say yes, I have to say no.

7)Riiiight.... Have any family members?
A mum who's already divorced, a crazy mad scientist nutter for a dad and a clone who looks older than me but technically is younger than me. Yep, my family is just that weird.

8)Oh, how about pets?
Nah, the poor thing would probably be experimented on by the insane old fool.

9)Cool, I guess. Tell me something that you don't like.
The supposed security and defense mechanism the old man installed into the house.

10)Something that you do like?
The fact that the old man actually allowed me to go to a co-ed school. He's extremely overprotective to the point I call it an obsession.

11)Do you have any activities/hobbies that you like to do?
Cooking, so long as it isn't for dad: he'd ruin the food by sticking his weird inventions and stuff in it.

12)Have you ever hurt anyone in any way before?
The old man: he needs it so that he doesn't get too much out of hand.

13)Ever... killed anyone before?
Nope. But that might happen to dad sooner or later.

14)What kind of animal are you?
A human. Humans are sort of animals right? (I hope I actually heard my science teacher correctly)

15)Name your worst habits.
I tend to be a glutton. And then there's kicking the old man.

16)Do you look up to anyone at all?
As sure as there's a day when my life will become normal. To get it in your extremely thick skull, I DON'T look up to anyone at all.

17)Gay, straight or bi?
WHAT THE F****** HECK IS THIS?!?!?!

18)Do you go to school?
I did say about going to a co-ed school right? Or are you just that terrible at reading?

19)Ever wanna marry and have kids someday?
NEVER EVER! YOU HEAR ME?

20)Do you have any fangirls/fanboys?
Does the bunch of girls who constantly follow me around and call me "Chizuki-sama" count?

21)What are you most afraid of?
Look up question 9...
I'm too lazy to answer this one

22)What colour is your hair?
Orange.

23)Eyes?
Very bright green.

24)What do you usually wear?
A collared shirt and knee-length shorts.

25)What's your religion?
Do I really have to answer this?

26)Do you wish this quiz is over?
Yep. Where's my Pringles gone to?

27)Well, it's still not over.
I HATE THIS F****** STUPID QUIZ!

28)Anyways, where do you live?
Somewhere in this universe. Use Google Earth if you have to.

29)What class are you? (Low class, middle class, high class)
Middle class, maybe bordering on low class. We could have been high class I guess if dad didn't keep wasting money on his mostly worthless experiments.

30)How many friends do you have?
'Bout 5, I guess.

31)If you could change anything about you, what would you change?
My life, duh

32)What is your thoughts on pie?
MEAT PIES!

33)Alright, what's your favourite food?
Meat and junk food, I guess: I love eating just about almost everything

34)Favourite drink?
3-in-1 instant coffee and ice-cream soda!

35)What is you favourite place?
Anywhere but home.

36)Least favourite?
Home. You must be the dumbest person in all the universe if you haven't figured it out already.

37)Are you still wanting the quiz to end?
YES. *slurps soda*

38)Well, it's over.
YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!! FINALLY! This is the dumbest quiz I've ever taken!

End.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Dirty Jobs With Dad, Bro & Yen

Mum decided to let bro and me work to death, or exhaustion, by cleaning the ponds and weeding while she washed her hair and gave herself a footbath in the "comfort" of the bathroom. Bro complained: he just came back from his SPM and he hasn't even taken his coffee or bath yet.

Bro did the weeding. I got the "honour" of cleaning the fish pond and lily pond. Easily one of the messier jobs in the garden. The fish pond was bigger than the lily pond, but the lily pond's a bigger pain to clean: there's so much green goop and gunk in there I couldn't even see the poor fishies, which resulted in a few of the poor things being accidentally thrown out of their pond. Luckily, bro rescued them so now they have transferred to the big fish pond, which is actually cleaner despite being bigger.

Bro managed to pull out quite a few weeds, but he didn't exactly pull most of the weeds out. Weeding out the garden in a day is impossible: it would take a week at least to rid it of weeds. And he wouldn't pull the ferns out: he said they were too "cute", though I can't see how cute can a bunch of ferns can get.

Then dad got home. We greeted him with a "surprise": the surprise of seeing 2 half-filled ponds, weeds left to dry out on the ground and a blocked drain, thanks to all the algae and stuff I scooped out of the lily pond. Dad proceeded to unblock the drain and get out the soap powder so that he can scrub the floor. Bro finally succumbed to the lack of caffeine and got me to make him coffee. It stood there going cold before it finally fulfilled its destiny of being consumed. And just to wind bro up, I made the coffee in the "I ♥ Herbalife" mug. Neither him nor me like drinking that Herbalife stuff.

After we cleaned everything up, we (not including mum) secretly went to eat "kayu". (dont tell her)